...is the seam ripper/cutting implement/measuring tape always on the opposite side of the table? WHY?

Also, Pandora, why do you keep playing John Mayer every five gorram minutes when I have thumbs-down'd 10+ versions of his songs? How many versions of his stuff do you have? I give anything else a thumbs down and you won't play that artist for a ( Read more... )

Dear Safeway Patron,

I hope you're having a good week! I'm sure you're enjoying the depressing overcastness unrelenting rain bouts of hail lovely weather we're having. I know I sure am!

I totally understand that when you're having so much fun, it's easy to lose track of things. You know, like the plastic bag and receipt that must have just jumped out ( Read more... )